When somebody challenges you to something you are... →
Reblog if you watch Halloween Town every Halloween
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!
as no one on tumblr knows (except for maybe 6 people) i am prone to breaking my wrists. many many MANY times have i broken single wrists and twice i have broken both at the same time. anyways i’ve strained my left one due to the “change in weather”. My doctor clearly thinks my wrists are psychic. I’m okay with that.
What is wrong with Twilight
jdmandtherest: A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old. Bella’s reaction.
Wathcing a scary movie with some friends... →
then you guys hear a noise
Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.
That awkward moment when someone suggests that you... →
Shut the fuck up i’m working on it
When you're dancing to music: →
and you think you’re all sexy and have badass moves like: But in reality you’re like:
When you were younger and a friend came round →
The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
always ϟ: The amount of sexual innuendos in the... →
thegryffindorseeker: “Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.” “Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavendar?” “What do you mean I’m not brave in bed?” “Something silver white, something enormous erupted from the end of his wand.” (this is a…